Hamlet Translation

HamletAct 2, Scene 2

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A room in the Castle · King, Queen, Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, Polonius, Voltemand, Hamlet, First Player

Claudius and Gertrude recruit Hamlet's old schoolfriends Rosencrantz and Guildenstern to spy on him, while Polonius announces he has solved the mystery — Hamlet is mad with thwarted love for Ophelia — and proposes to prove it by using her as bait while he and the King eavesdrop. Hamlet baits Polonius as a fishmonger, forces his two friends to admit they were sent for, and welcomes a troupe of travelling actors. Alone, he savages himself for feeling less than an actor does over a fictional queen, and plans a play that will mirror his father's murder and test Claudius.

Enter King, Queen, Rosencrantz, Guildenstern and Attendants.

King

Welcome, dear Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.

Welcome, dear Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.

Moreover that we much did long to see you,

The need we have to use you did provoke

Our hasty sending.

Quite apart from how much we wanted to see you, our need for your help made us send for you in a hurry.

Something have you heard

Of Hamlet’s transformation; so I call it,

Since nor th’exterior nor the inward man

Resembles that it was.

You'll have heard something of Hamlet's transformation — that's what I call it, since neither the outer man nor the inner one is what he was.

What it should be,

More than his father’s death, that thus hath put him

So much from th’understanding of himself,

I cannot dream of.

What it can be, beyond his father's death, that has knocked him so far out of any understanding of himself, I can't begin to guess.

I entreat you both

That, being of so young days brought up with him,

And since so neighbour’d to his youth and humour,

That you vouchsafe your rest here in our court

Some little time,

I'm asking you both, since you were brought up with him from such an early age and have been so close to his youth and his temperament, to agree to stay here at our court for a little while.

so by your companies

To draw him on to pleasures and to gather,

So much as from occasion you may glean,

Whether aught to us unknown afflicts him thus

That, open’d, lies within our remedy.

Your company might draw him back toward some enjoyment, and might let you gather, as far as chance allows, whether there's something we don't know about that's afflicting him — something we could cure, if it were brought into the open.

Queen

Good gentlemen, he hath much talk’d of you,

And sure I am, two men there are not living

To whom he more adheres.

Good gentlemen, he has talked about you a great deal, and I'm certain there are no two men alive he's more attached to.

If it will please you

To show us so much gentry and good will

As to expend your time with us awhile,

For the supply and profit of our hope,

Your visitation shall receive such thanks

As fits a king’s remembrance.

If you would be gracious and generous enough to spend a little time with us, to feed and further our hope, your visit will be rewarded as a king's gratitude requires.

Rosencrantz

Both your majesties

Might, by the sovereign power you have of us,

Put your dread pleasures more into command

Than to entreaty.

Your majesties could both, given the royal power you have over us, deliver your fearsome wishes as orders rather than requests.

Guildenstern

We both obey,

And here give up ourselves, in the full bent,

To lay our service freely at your feet

To be commanded.

We both obey, and here surrender ourselves completely, laying our service freely at your feet to be commanded.

King

Thanks, Rosencrantz and gentle Guildenstern.

Thank you, Rosencrantz and good Guildenstern.

Queen

Thanks, Guildenstern and gentle Rosencrantz.

Thank you, Guildenstern and good Rosencrantz.

And I beseech you instantly to visit

My too much changed son.

And I beg you to go and see my terribly changed son at once.

Go, some of you,

And bring these gentlemen where Hamlet is.

Some of you — take these gentlemen to where Hamlet is.

Guildenstern

Heavens make our presence and our practices

Pleasant and helpful to him.

May heaven make our presence and our efforts pleasant and helpful to him.

Queen

Ay, amen.

Yes, amen.

Exeunt Rosencrantz, Guildenstern and some Attendants.

Enter Polonius.

Polonius

Th’ambassadors from Norway, my good lord,

Are joyfully return’d.

The ambassadors from Norway, my good lord, are back, and in high spirits.

King

Thou still hast been the father of good news.

You've always been the father of good news.

Polonius

Have I, my lord?

Have I, my lord?

Assure you, my good liege,

I hold my duty, as I hold my soul,

Both to my God and to my gracious King:

I assure you, my gracious sovereign, I hold my duty as I hold my soul — owed both to my God and to my gracious King.

And I do think,—or else this brain of mine

Hunts not the trail of policy so sure

As it hath us’d to do—that I have found

The very cause of Hamlet’s lunacy.

And I believe — or else this brain of mine no longer follows the scent of statecraft as reliably as it used to — that I have found the actual cause of Hamlet's madness.

King

O speak of that,

Oh, tell me that.

that do I long to hear.

I'm longing to hear it.

Polonius

Give first admittance to th’ambassadors;

Let the ambassadors in first.

My news shall be the fruit to that great feast.

My news will be the dessert after that great feast.

King

Thyself do grace to them, and bring them in.

Do them the honor yourself, and bring them in.

Exit Polonius.

King

He tells me, my sweet queen, that he hath found

The head and source of all your son’s distemper.

He tells me, my sweet queen, that he has found the root and source of your son's disorder.

Queen

I doubt it is no other but the main,

His father’s death and our o’erhasty marriage.

I doubt it's anything but the obvious: his father's death and our too-hasty marriage.

King

Well, we shall sift him.

Well, we'll sift him for it.

Enter Polonius with Voltemand and Cornelius.

King

Welcome, my good friends!

Welcome, my good friends!

Say, Voltemand, what from our brother Norway?

Tell me, Voltemand — what word from our brother of Norway?

Voltemand

Most fair return of greetings and desires.

The warmest return of your greetings and requests.

Upon our first, he sent out to suppress

His nephew’s levies, which to him appear’d

To be a preparation ’gainst the Polack;

At our first audience, he sent out orders to stop his nephew's recruiting, which he had believed was a build-up against Poland.

But better look’d into, he truly found

It was against your Highness;

But on closer inspection he found it really was aimed at Your Highness.

whereat griev’d,

That so his sickness, age, and impotence

Was falsely borne in hand, sends out arrests

On Fortinbras; which he, in brief, obeys,

Grieved that his illness, age and weakness had been so exploited, he issued warrants for Fortinbras's arrest — which, in short, Fortinbras obeyed.

Receives rebuke from Norway; and in fine,

Makes vow before his uncle never more

To give th’assay of arms against your Majesty.

He was reprimanded by his uncle, and in the end swore in his presence never to take up arms against Your Majesty again.

Whereon old Norway, overcome with joy,

Gives him three thousand crowns in annual fee,

And his commission to employ those soldiers

So levied as before, against the Polack:

With an entreaty, herein further shown,

At that, old Norway, overjoyed, granted him three thousand crowns a year and authority to use the troops he'd already raised against Poland — with a request, set out in more detail here,

Gives a paper.

Voltemand

That it might please you to give quiet pass

Through your dominions for this enterprise,

On such regards of safety and allowance

As therein are set down.

that you would kindly grant safe passage through your territory for this campaign, under whatever guarantees of safety and conduct are specified in the document.

King

It likes us well;

That suits us well.

And at our more consider’d time we’ll read,

Answer, and think upon this business.

When we have more time to consider it, we'll read it, reply, and think the business over.

Meantime we thank you for your well-took labour.

Meanwhile, thank you for a job well done.

Go to your rest, at night we’ll feast together:.

Go and rest; tonight we'll dine together.

Most welcome home.

Welcome home.

Exeunt Voltemand and Cornelius.

Polonius

This business is well ended.

This business has ended well.

My liege and madam, to expostulate

What majesty should be, what duty is,

Why day is day, night night, and time is time

Were nothing but to waste night, day and time.

My lord and madam, to expound on what majesty should be, what duty is, why day is day, night is night, and time is time, would be nothing but a waste of night, day and time.

Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit,

And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes,

I will be brief.

So, since being brief is the essence of good sense, and long-windedness is only its limbs and decorations, I'll be brief.

Your noble son is mad.

Your noble son is mad.

Mad call I it; for to define true madness,

What is’t but to be nothing else but mad?

Mad I call it, since to define real madness — what is it but to be nothing other than mad?

But let that go.

But let that pass.

Queen

More matter, with less art.

More substance, less style.

Polonius

Madam, I swear I use no art at all.

Madam, I swear I'm using no style at all.

That he is mad, ’tis true: ’tis true ’tis pity;

And pity ’tis ’tis true.

That he's mad is true; it's true it's a pity, and it's a pity it's true.

A foolish figure,

But farewell it, for I will use no art.

A foolish figure of speech — but goodbye to it, since I'll use no style.

Mad let us grant him then.

Let's agree, then, that he's mad.

And now remains

That we find out the cause of this effect,

Or rather say, the cause of this defect,

For this effect defective comes by cause.

What remains is to find the cause of this effect — or rather, the cause of this defect, since this defective effect has a cause.

Thus it remains, and the remainder thus.

So that's what remains, and the remainder is this.

Perpend,

I have a daughter—have whilst she is mine—

Who in her duty and obedience, mark,

Hath given me this.

Consider. I have a daughter — have, while she's still mine — who out of duty and obedience, note, has given me this.

Now gather, and surmise.

Now take it in, and draw your own conclusions.

Reads.

Polonius

_To the celestial, and my soul’s idol, the most beautified Ophelia_—

'To the heavenly one, the idol of my soul, the most beautified Ophelia'

That’s an ill phrase, a vile phrase; ‘beautified’ is a vile

phrase:

— that's a bad phrase, a vile phrase; 'beautified' is a vile phrase.

but you shall hear.

But listen on.

Reads.

Polonius

_these; in her excellent white bosom, these, &c._

'these lines; to be delivered into her excellent white bosom, these,' and so on.

Queen

Came this from Hamlet to her?

Did this come from Hamlet to her?

Polonius

Good madam, stay awhile;

Good madam, wait a moment.

I will be faithful.

I'll read it exactly.

Reads.

Polonius

_Doubt thou the stars are fire,

Doubt that the sun doth move,

Doubt truth to be a liar,

But never doubt I love.

'Doubt that the stars are made of fire, doubt that the sun moves, doubt that truth itself is a liar — but never doubt that I love you.

O dear Ophelia, I am ill at these numbers.

Oh dear Ophelia, I'm no good at these verses.

I have not art to reckon my

groans.

I don't have the skill to put my groans into meter.

But that I love thee best, O most best, believe it.

But that I love you best, oh best of all — believe that.

Adieu.

Goodbye.

Thine evermore, most dear lady, whilst this machine is to him,

HAMLET._

Yours forever, dearest lady, as long as this body is still his machine. HAMLET.'

This in obedience hath my daughter show’d me;

And more above, hath his solicitings,

As they fell out by time, by means, and place,

All given to mine ear.

My daughter showed me this out of obedience, and beyond that she has poured into my ear all his advances — when, how and where they happened.

King

But how hath she receiv’d his love?

But how has she received his love?

Polonius

What do you think of me?

What do you think of me?

King

As of a man faithful and honourable.

As a loyal and honorable man.

Polonius

I would fain prove so.

I'd like to prove it.

But what might you think,

When I had seen this hot love on the wing,

As I perceiv’d it, I must tell you that,

Before my daughter told me, what might you,

Or my dear Majesty your queen here, think,

If I had play’d the desk or table-book,

Or given my heart a winking, mute and dumb,

Or look’d upon this love with idle sight,

What might you think?

But what would you have thought if, when I'd seen this hot love taking flight — and I did notice it, I have to tell you, before my daughter told me — what would you, or my dear queen here, have thought if I'd played the writing-desk or the notebook, mutely storing it up and saying nothing, or winked at my own heart, or looked on this love with a lazy eye? What would you have thought?

No, I went round to work,

And my young mistress thus I did bespeak:

No — I got straight to work, and this is what I said to the young lady:

‘Lord Hamlet is a prince, out of thy star.

'Lord Hamlet is a prince, out of your orbit.

This must not be.’

This mustn't happen.'

And then I precepts gave her,

That she should lock herself from his resort,

Admit no messengers, receive no tokens.

And then I gave her instructions to shut herself away from his visits, admit no messengers, accept no gifts.

Which done, she took the fruits of my advice,

She did that; she took in the fruit of my advice.

And he, repulsed,—a short tale to make—

Fell into a sadness, then into a fast,

Thence to a watch, thence into a weakness,

Thence to a lightness, and, by this declension,

Into the madness wherein now he raves,

And all we wail for.

And he, rejected — to make a long story short — fell into sadness, then into fasting, then into sleeplessness, then into weakness, then into a lightheadedness, and by that decline into the madness he now raves in, and that we all grieve over.

King

Do you think ’tis this?

Do you think that's it?

Queen

It may be, very likely.

It may well be. Very likely.

Polonius

Hath there been such a time, I’d fain know that,

That I have positively said ‘’Tis so,’

When it prov’d otherwise?

Has there ever been a time — I'd genuinely like to know — when I've stated flatly 'This is how it is,' and it turned out otherwise?

King

Not that I know.

Not that I know of.

Polonius

Take this from this, if this be otherwise.

Then take this off this, if it turns out to be otherwise.

Points to his head and shoulder.

Polonius

If circumstances lead me, I will find

Where truth is hid, though it were hid indeed

Within the centre.

If the evidence leads me, I'll find where the truth is hidden, even if it's hidden at the center of the earth.

King

How may we try it further?

How can we test it further?

Polonius

You know sometimes he walks four hours together

Here in the lobby.

You know that sometimes he walks for four hours at a stretch here in the lobby.

Queen

So he does indeed.

He does, indeed.

Polonius

At such a time I’ll loose my daughter to him.

At one of those times, I'll turn my daughter loose on him.

Be you and I behind an arras then,

Mark the encounter.

You and I will be behind a tapestry, watching the encounter.

If he love her not,

And be not from his reason fall’n thereon,

Let me be no assistant for a state,

But keep a farm and carters.

If he doesn't love her, and hasn't lost his reason over her, then take me off the King's council and let me run a farm and drive carts.

King

We will try it.

We'll try it.

Enter Hamlet, reading.

Queen

But look where sadly the poor wretch comes reading.

But look — here comes the poor wretch, reading, and so sad.

Polonius

Away, I do beseech you, both away

Away, I beg you, both of you away.

I’ll board him presently.

I'll approach him right now.

O, give me leave.

Please, leave me to it.

Exeunt King, Queen and Attendants.

Polonius

How does my good Lord Hamlet?

How is my good Lord Hamlet?

Hamlet

Well, God-a-mercy.

Well, thank God.

Polonius

Do you know me, my lord?

Do you know who I am, my lord?

Hamlet

Excellent well.

Perfectly well.

You are a fishmonger.

You're a fishmonger.

Polonius

Not I, my lord.

Not I, my lord.

Hamlet

Then I would you were so honest a man.

Then I wish you were as honest a man as one.

Polonius

Honest, my lord?

Honest, my lord?

Hamlet

Ay sir, to be honest, as this world goes, is to be one man picked out

of ten thousand.

Yes, sir. To be honest, the way this world runs, is to be one man picked out of ten thousand.

Polonius

That’s very true, my lord.

That's very true, my lord.

Hamlet

For if the sun breed maggots in a dead dog, being a good kissing

carrion,—

Well, if the sun can breed maggots in a dead dog — that being good flesh to kiss —

Have you a daughter?

do you have a daughter?

Polonius

I have, my lord.

I do, my lord.

Hamlet

Let her not walk i’ th’ sun.

Don't let her walk in the sun.

Conception is a blessing, but not as your

daughter may conceive.

Conceiving is a blessing, but not the way your daughter might conceive.

Friend, look to’t.

Watch out for that, friend.

Polonius

How say you by that?

What do you make of that?

[_Aside._] Still harping on my daughter.

[Aside] Still going on about my daughter.

Yet he

knew me not at first; he said I was a fishmonger.

And yet he didn't recognize me at first — he said I was a fishmonger.

He is far gone, far

gone.

He's far gone, far gone.

And truly in my youth I suffered much extremity for love; very

near this.

And to be fair, in my own youth I suffered terribly for love, very nearly this badly.

I’ll speak to him again.—

I'll speak to him again.

What do you read, my lord?

What are you reading, my lord?

Hamlet

Words, words, words.

Words, words, words.

Polonius

What is the matter, my lord?

What is the matter, my lord?

Hamlet

Between who?

Between whom?

Polonius

I mean the matter that you read, my lord.

I mean the subject matter you're reading, my lord.

Hamlet

Slanders, sir.

Slanders, sir.

For the satirical slave says here that old men have grey

beards; that their faces are wrinkled; their eyes purging thick amber

and plum-tree gum; and that they have a plentiful lack of wit, together

with most weak hams.

The sarcastic wretch who wrote this says here that old men have grey beards, that their faces are wrinkled, that their eyes ooze thick amber and plum-tree gum, and that they have an abundant absence of brains, along with very feeble thighs.

All which, sir, though I most powerfully and

potently believe, yet I hold it not honesty to have it thus set down.

All of which, sir, I most powerfully and potently believe — but I don't think it's decent to have it written down like this.

For you yourself, sir, should be old as I am, if like a crab you could

go backward.

Because you yourself, sir, would be as old as I am, if you could walk backwards like a crab.

Aside.

Polonius

Though this be madness, yet there is method in’t.—

Even if this is madness, there's a system in it.

Will you walk out of the air, my lord?

Would you come in out of the open air, my lord?

Hamlet

Into my grave?

Into my grave?

Polonius

Indeed, that is out o’ the air.

Well, that certainly is out of the air.

[_Aside._] How pregnant sometimes his

replies are!

[Aside] How loaded his answers sometimes are!

A happiness that often madness hits on, which reason and

sanity could not so prosperously be delivered of.

Madness often hits on a stroke of luck like that, which reason and sanity couldn't have produced half so successfully.

I will leave him and

suddenly contrive the means of meeting between him and my daughter.

I'll leave him and go straight off to arrange a meeting between him and my daughter.

My honourable lord, I will most humbly take my leave of you.

My honored lord, I'll most humbly take my leave of you.

Hamlet

You cannot, sir, take from me anything that I will more willingly part

withal, except my life, except my life, except my life.

You can't, sir, take anything from me that I'd give up more gladly — except my life, except my life, except my life.

Polonius

Fare you well, my lord.

Goodbye, my lord.

Hamlet

These tedious old fools.

These tiresome old fools.

Enter Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.

Polonius

You go to seek the Lord Hamlet;

You're looking for Lord Hamlet.

there he is.

There he is.

To Polonius.

Rosencrantz

God save you, sir.

God keep you, sir.

Exit Polonius.

Guildenstern

My honoured lord!

My honored lord!

Rosencrantz

My most dear lord!

My most dear lord!

Hamlet

My excellent good friends!

My excellent good friends!

How dost thou, Guildenstern?

How are you, Guildenstern?

Ah,

Rosencrantz.

Ah, Rosencrantz.

Good lads, how do ye both?

Good lads — how are you both?

Rosencrantz

As the indifferent children of the earth.

Ordinary enough, like everyone else on earth.

Guildenstern

Happy in that we are not over-happy;

Happy in that we're not too happy.

On Fortune’s cap we are not the very button.

We're certainly not the button on Fortune's cap.

Hamlet

Nor the soles of her shoe?

Nor the soles of her shoes?

Rosencrantz

Neither, my lord.

Neither, my lord.

Hamlet

Then you live about her waist, or in the middle of her favours?

Then you live somewhere around her waist — in the middle of her favors?

Guildenstern

Faith, her privates we.

Well, we're her private parts, so to speak.

Hamlet

In the secret parts of Fortune?

In Fortune's private parts?

O, most true; she is a strumpet.

Oh, that's exactly right — she's a whore.

What’s

the news?

What's the news?

Rosencrantz

None, my lord, but that the world’s grown honest.

None, my lord, except that the world has grown honest.

Hamlet

Then is doomsday near.

Then the end of the world must be close.

But your news is not true.

But your news isn't true.

Let me question more

in particular.

Let me ask more specifically:

What have you, my good friends, deserved at the hands of

Fortune, that she sends you to prison hither?

what have you two done, my good friends, to deserve Fortune sending you to prison here?

Guildenstern

Prison, my lord?

Prison, my lord?

Hamlet

Denmark’s a prison.

Denmark's a prison.

Rosencrantz

Then is the world one.

Then so is the world.

Hamlet

A goodly one; in which there are many confines, wards, and dungeons,

Denmark being one o’ th’ worst.

A fine one, with plenty of cells, wards and dungeons in it — Denmark being one of the worst.

Rosencrantz

We think not so, my lord.

We don't see it that way, my lord.

Hamlet

Why, then ’tis none to you; for there is nothing either good or bad but

thinking makes it so.

Well then, it isn't one for you, because nothing is good or bad in itself; thinking makes it so.

To me it is a prison.

To me, it's a prison.

Rosencrantz

Why, then your ambition makes it one;

Then it's your ambition that makes it one.

’tis too narrow for your mind.

It's too cramped for your mind.

Hamlet

O God, I could be bounded in a nutshell, and count myself a king of

infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams.

God, I could be shut up in a nutshell and still count myself the king of infinite space — if it weren't for my bad dreams.

Guildenstern

Which dreams, indeed, are ambition; for the very substance of the

ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream.

And those dreams are precisely ambition, since the whole substance of an ambitious man is only a dream's shadow.

Hamlet

A dream itself is but a shadow.

A dream itself is only a shadow.

Rosencrantz

Truly, and I hold ambition of so airy and light a quality that it is

but a shadow’s shadow.

True — and I think ambition is so weightless and insubstantial that it's only a shadow's shadow.

Hamlet

Then are our beggars bodies, and our monarchs and outstretch’d heroes

the beggars’ shadows.

Then our beggars are the solid bodies, and our kings and towering heroes are the beggars' shadows.

Shall we to th’ court?

Shall we go to the court?

For, by my fay, I cannot

reason.

Because, on my faith, I can't argue any further.

ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN.

We’ll wait upon you.

ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN: We'll attend you.

Hamlet

No such matter.

Nothing of the sort.

I will not sort you with the rest of my servants; for,

to speak to you like an honest man, I am most dreadfully attended.

I won't lump you in with the rest of my servants — because, to speak to you as an honest man, I am dreadfully attended.

But,

in the beaten way of friendship, what make you at Elsinore?

But, keeping to the well-worn path of friendship, what are you doing at Elsinore?

Rosencrantz

To visit you, my lord, no other occasion.

Visiting you, my lord. No other reason.

Hamlet

Beggar that I am, I am even poor in thanks; but I thank you.

Beggar that I am, I'm poor even in thanks — but I thank you.

And sure,

dear friends, my thanks are too dear a halfpenny.

And truly, dear friends, my thanks aren't worth a halfpenny.

Were you not sent

for?

Weren't you sent for?

Is it your own inclining?

Is this your own idea?

Is it a free visitation?

Is it a voluntary visit?

Come, deal

justly with me.

Come, be straight with me.

Come, come; nay, speak.

Come on, come on — speak.

Guildenstern

What should we say, my lord?

What should we say, my lord?

Hamlet

Why, anything.

Why, anything

But to the purpose.

— as long as it's to the point.

You were sent for;

You were sent for.

and there is a

kind of confession in your looks, which your modesties have not craft

enough to colour.

There's a sort of confession in your faces, and you're not devious enough to disguise it.

I know the good King and Queen have sent for you.

I know the good King and Queen sent for you.

Rosencrantz

To what end, my lord?

For what purpose, my lord?

Hamlet

That you must teach me.

That's what you have to tell me.

But let me conjure you, by the rights of our

fellowship, by the consonancy of our youth, by the obligation of our

ever-preserved love, and by what more dear a better proposer could

charge you withal, be even and direct with me, whether you were sent

for or no.

But let me beg you, by the bond between us, by the fact that we grew up together, by the duty of a friendship we've always kept, and by anything more precious that a better speaker could hold you to — be plain and direct with me. Were you sent for or not?

To Guildenstern.

Rosencrantz

What say you?

What do you say?

Aside.

Hamlet

Nay, then I have an eye of you.

Ah — then I've got my eye on you.

If you love me, hold not

off.

If you love me, don't hold back.

Guildenstern

My lord, we were sent for.

My lord, we were sent for.

Hamlet

I will tell you why; so shall my anticipation prevent your discovery,

and your secrecy to the King and Queen moult no feather.

I'll tell you why, and then my guess will spare you the confession, so your promise of secrecy to the King and Queen won't lose a single feather.

I have of

late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth, forgone all custom

of exercises;

Latelyand I don't know why — I've lost all my cheerfulness, given up all my usual exercise.

and indeed, it goes so heavily with my disposition that

this goodly frame the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory; this

most excellent canopy the air, look you, this brave o’erhanging

firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it

appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of

vapours.

And in fact my mood weighs so heavily that this splendid structure, the earth, seems to me a barren rock; this magnificent canopy of air, look at it, this glorious sky arching over us, this majestic roof inlaid with golden fire — to me it's nothing but a foul, disease-carrying fog.

What a piece of work is man, how noble in reason, how infinite

in faculties, in form and moving, how express and admirable; in action

how like an angel, in apprehension, how like a god: the beauty of the

world, the paragon of animals.

What a piece of work a human being is: how noble in reason, how limitless in ability, how precise and admirable in form and movement, how like an angel in action, how like a god in understanding — the wonder of the world, the model of all animals.

And yet, to me, what is this

quintessence of dust?

And yet, to me, what is this refined dust?

Man delights not me; no, nor woman neither,

though by your smiling you seem to say so.

Human beings don't delight me — no, nor women either, though from your smiling you seem to think I meant otherwise.

Rosencrantz

My lord, there was no such stuff in my thoughts.

My lord, there was nothing of that sort in my mind.

Hamlet

Why did you laugh then, when I said ‘Man delights not me’?

Then why did you laugh when I said humans don't delight me?

Rosencrantz

To think, my lord, if you delight not in man, what Lenten entertainment

the players shall receive from you.

I was thinking, my lord, that if you take no pleasure in people, the actors are going to get a very thin welcome from you.

We coted them on the way, and

hither are they coming to offer you service.

We overtook them on the road, and they're coming here to offer you their services.

Hamlet

He that plays the king shall be welcome,—his Majesty shall have tribute

of me;

The one who plays the king will be welcome — His Majesty will get his due from me.

the adventurous knight shall use his foil and target;

The adventurous knight can use his sword and shield;

the lover

shall not sigh gratis,

the lover won't sigh for free;

the humorous man shall end his part in peace;

the eccentric character can finish his part in peace;

the clown shall make those laugh whose lungs are tickle o’ th’ sere;

the clown can make the ones with ticklish lungs laugh;

and the lady shall say her mind freely, or the blank verse shall halt

for’t.

and the lady can speak her mind freely, or the verse will limp for it.

What players are they?

What company is it?

Rosencrantz

Even those you were wont to take such delight in—the tragedians of the

city.

The very ones you used to enjoy so much — the tragic actors from the city.

Hamlet

How chances it they travel?

How does it happen they're on the road?

Their residence, both in reputation and

profit, was better both ways.

Staying put was better for them both ways — reputation and money.

Rosencrantz

I think their inhibition comes by the means of the late innovation.

I think they've been shut out because of the recent new fashion.

Hamlet

Do they hold the same estimation they did when I was in the city?

Are they still as highly regarded as when I was in the city?

Are

they so followed?

Do they still draw crowds?

Rosencrantz

No, indeed, they are not.

No, honestly, they don't.

Hamlet

How comes it?

How so?

Do they grow rusty?

Are they getting stale?

Rosencrantz

Nay, their endeavour keeps in the wonted pace;

No, their work is up to its usual standard.

but there is, sir, an

aerie of children, little eyases, that cry out on the top of question,

and are most tyrannically clapped for’t.

But there's a nest of children, little unfledged hawks, who screech their lines at the top of their range and get outrageously applauded for it.

These are now the fashion, and

so berattle the common stages—so they call them—that many wearing

rapiers are afraid of goose-quills and dare scarce come thither.

They're the fashion now, and they make so much noise against the ordinary theaters — as they call them — that plenty of men who wear swords are frightened of writers' pens and hardly dare go there.

Hamlet

What, are they children?

What, they're children?

Who maintains ’em?

Who's paying for them?

How are they escoted?

How are they funded?

Will

they pursue the quality no longer than they can sing?

Will they give up acting as soon as their voices break?

Will they not say

afterwards, if they should grow themselves to common players—as it is

most like, if their means are no better—their writers do them wrong to

make them exclaim against their own succession?

Won't they say later, when they've grown into ordinary actors themselves — which is most likely, if they've no better income — that their own writers wronged them by making them shout down the very profession they'd end up in?

Rosencrantz

Faith, there has been much to do on both sides; and the nation holds it

no sin to tarre them to controversy.

Honestly, there's been plenty of trouble on both sides, and the country thinks it no sin to egg them on into a fight.

There was for a while, no money

bid for argument unless the poet and the player went to cuffs in the

question.

For a while nobody would pay for a play unless the playwright and the actor came to blows over the argument in it.

Hamlet

Is’t possible?

Is that possible?

Guildenstern

O, there has been much throwing about of brains.

Oh, there's been a great deal of brainwork flung about.

Hamlet

Do the boys carry it away?

And the boys are winning?

Rosencrantz

Ay, that they do, my lord.

They are indeed, my lord

Hercules and his load too.

— Hercules and his globe along with them.

Hamlet

It is not very strange;

It isn't so strange.

for my uncle is King of Denmark, and those that

would make mouths at him while my father lived, give twenty, forty,

fifty, a hundred ducats apiece for his picture in little.

My uncle is King of Denmark, and the same people who pulled faces at him while my father was alive now pay twenty, forty, fifty, a hundred ducats each for a miniature portrait of him.

’Sblood,

there is something in this more than natural, if philosophy could find

it out.

God's blood, there's something in this beyond nature, if philosophy could work it out.

Flourish of trumpets within.

Guildenstern

There are the players.

There are the players.

Hamlet

Gentlemen, you are welcome to Elsinore.

Gentlemen, welcome to Elsinore.

Your hands, come.

Your hands — come.

The

appurtenance of welcome is fashion and ceremony.

The proper trappings of a welcome are manners and ceremony.

Let me comply with you

in this garb, lest my extent to the players, which I tell you must show

fairly outward, should more appear like entertainment than yours.

Let me go through the formalities with you, in case my greeting to the actors — which I warn you has to look generous — should seem warmer than what I gave you.

You

are welcome.

You are welcome.

But my uncle-father and aunt-mother are deceived.

But my uncle-father and aunt-mother are mistaken.

Guildenstern

In what, my dear lord?

Mistaken about what, my dear lord?

Hamlet

I am but mad north-north-west.

I'm only mad when the wind's north-northwest.

When the wind is southerly, I know a

hawk from a handsaw.

When it's in the south, I can tell a hawk from a handsaw.

Enter Polonius.

Polonius

Well be with you, gentlemen.

Good day to you, gentlemen.

Hamlet

Hark you, Guildenstern, and you too, at each ear a hearer.

Listen to me, Guildenstern — and you too, a listener at each ear.

That great

baby you see there is not yet out of his swaddling clouts.

That great baby over there isn't out of his nappies yet.

Rosencrantz

Happily he’s the second time come to them; for they say an old man is

twice a child.

Or perhaps he's come back to them a second time, since they say an old man is twice a child.

Hamlet

I will prophesy he comes to tell me of the players.

I'll predict he's coming to tell me about the players.

Mark it.—

Watch.

You say

right, sir: for a Monday morning ’twas so indeed.

— You're quite right, sir: it was on a Monday morning, exactly as you say.

Polonius

My lord, I have news to tell you.

My lord, I have news to tell you.

Hamlet

My lord, I have news to tell you.

My lord, I have news to tell you.

When Roscius was an actor in Rome—

When Roscius was an actor in Rome—

Polonius

The actors are come hither, my lord.

The actors have arrived, my lord.

Hamlet

Buzz, buzz.

Old news, old news.

Polonius

Upon my honour.

On my honor.

Hamlet

Then came each actor on his ass—

'Then every actor came riding on his donkey—'

Polonius

The best actors in the world, either for tragedy, comedy, history,

pastoral, pastoral-comical, historical-pastoral, tragical-historical,

tragical-comical-historical-pastoral, scene individable, or poem

unlimited.

The best actors in the world, whether for tragedy, comedy, history, pastoral, comic-pastoral, historical-pastoral, tragical-historical, tragical-comical-historical-pastoral, plays that keep the unities or poems that ignore all limits.

Seneca cannot be too heavy, nor Plautus too light, for the

law of writ and the liberty.

Seneca can't be too heavy for them, nor Plautus too light, whether it's scripted work or improvisation.

These are the only men.

They're unmatched.

Hamlet

O Jephthah, judge of Israel, what a treasure hadst thou!

Oh Jephthah, judge of Israel — what a treasure you had!

Polonius

What treasure had he, my lord?

What treasure did he have, my lord?

Hamlet

Why—

’One fair daughter, and no more,

The which he loved passing well.’

Why — 'One fair daughter, and no more, whom he loved exceedingly well.'

Aside.

Polonius

Still on my daughter.

Still on about my daughter.

Hamlet

Am I not i’ th’ right, old Jephthah?

Aren't I right, old Jephthah?

Polonius

If you call me Jephthah, my lord, I have a daughter that I love passing

well.

If you're calling me Jephthah, my lord, I do have a daughter I love exceedingly well.

Hamlet

Nay, that follows not.

No, that isn't what follows.

Polonius

What follows then, my lord?

What follows then, my lord?

Hamlet

Why,

As by lot, God wot,

Why: 'As the lot fell, God knows,'

and then, you know,

It came to pass, as most like it was.

and then, you know, 'It came to pass, as it was likely to.'

The first row of the pious chanson will show you more.

The first stanza of that pious ballad will tell you the rest

For look where

my abridgement comes.

— but look, here come my interrupters.

Enter four or five Players.

Hamlet

You are welcome, masters, welcome all.

Welcome, masters, welcome all.

I am glad to see thee well.

I'm glad to see you well.

Welcome, good friends.

Welcome, good friends.

O, my old friend!

Oh, my old friend!

Thy face is valanc’d since I

saw thee last.

Your face has grown a fringe since I saw you last

Com’st thou to beard me in Denmark?

— have you come to challenge me to my beard in Denmark?

What, my young lady

and mistress!

And my young lady and mistress!

By’r lady, your ladyship is nearer to heaven than when I

saw you last, by the altitude of a chopine.

By our Lady, your ladyship is closer to heaven than when I last saw you, by the height of a platform shoe.

Pray God your voice, like a

piece of uncurrent gold, be not cracked within the ring.

Pray God your voice hasn't cracked like a coin that's split past the ring and gone out of currency.

Masters, you

are all welcome.

Masters, you're all welcome.

We’ll e’en to’t like French falconers, fly at anything

we see.

We'll go at it like French falconers — fly at anything we see.

We’ll have a speech straight.

Let's have a speech right away.

Come, give us a taste of your

quality.

Come, give us a sample of your quality.

Come, a passionate speech.

Come, a passionate speech.

First Player

What speech, my lord?

Which speech, my lord?

Hamlet

I heard thee speak me a speech once, but it was never acted, or if it

was, not above once, for the play, I remember, pleased not the million,

’twas caviare to the general.

I once heard you recite me a speech, but it was never performed — or if it was, no more than once, because the play, as I recall, didn't please the crowd. It was caviar to the general public.

But it was—as I received it, and others,

whose judgements in such matters cried in the top of mine—an excellent

play, well digested in the scenes, set down with as much modesty as

cunning.

But it was — in my judgment, and in the judgment of others whose opinion on such things outranked mine — an excellent play, well-organized in its scenes, written with as much restraint as skill.

I remember one said there were no sallets in the lines to make

the matter savoury, nor no matter in the phrase that might indite the

author of affectation, but called it an honest method, as wholesome as

sweet, and by very much more handsome than fine.

I remember someone saying the lines had no spice in them to make the matter tasty, and nothing in the phrasing that could convict the author of showing off; he called it an honest style, as wholesome as it was pleasant, and far more handsome than pretty.

One speech in it, I

chiefly loved.

One speech in it I especially loved:

’Twas Aeneas’ tale to Dido, and thereabout of it

especially where he speaks of Priam’s slaughter.

Aeneas's story to Dido, and particularly the part where he describes the killing of Priam.

If it live in your

memory, begin at this line, let me see, let me see:

If it's still in your memory, start at this line — let me see, let me see:

_The rugged Pyrrhus, like th’ Hyrcanian beast,—_

'The rugged Pyrrhus, like the Hyrcanian beast—'

It is not so: it begins with Pyrrhus—

No, that isn't it. It begins with Pyrrhus:

_The rugged Pyrrhus, he whose sable arms,

Black as his purpose, did the night resemble

When he lay couched in the ominous horse,

Hath now this dread and black complexion smear’d

With heraldry more dismal.

'The rugged Pyrrhus, whose black armor was as dark as his intent, the color of the night he crouched inside the ominous wooden horse, has now smeared that dreadful black complexion with a more terrible coat of arms.

Head to foot

Now is he total gules, horridly trick’d

With blood of fathers, mothers, daughters, sons,

Bak’d and impasted with the parching streets,

That lend a tyrannous and a damned light

To their vile murders.

From head to foot he's now entirely red, hideously decorated with the blood of fathers, mothers, daughters, sons, baked into a crust by the burning streets, which cast a cruel, damnable light on their vile murders.

Roasted in wrath and fire,

And thus o’ersized with coagulate gore,

With eyes like carbuncles, the hellish Pyrrhus

Old grandsire Priam seeks._

Roasted in rage and fire, glazed over with clotted gore, his eyes like burning jewels, the hellish Pyrrhus hunts for the old grandfather, Priam.'

So, proceed you.

Now you go on.

Polonius

’Fore God, my lord, well spoken, with good accent and good discretion.

Before God, my lord, well spoken, with good delivery and good judgment.

First Player

_Anon he finds him,

Striking too short at Greeks.

'Soon he finds him, striking at the Greeks and falling short.

His antique sword,

Rebellious to his arm, lies where it falls,

Repugnant to command.

His ancient sword rebels against his arm, drops where it falls and refuses to obey.

Unequal match’d,

Pyrrhus at Priam drives, in rage strikes wide;

But with the whiff and wind of his fell sword

Th’unnerved father falls.

Grossly overmatched, Pyrrhus lunges at Priam, and misses in his fury — but the mere rush of wind from that murderous blade knocks the feeble old father down.

Then senseless Ilium,

Seeming to feel this blow, with flaming top

Stoops to his base, and with a hideous crash

Takes prisoner Pyrrhus’ ear.

Then Troy itself, as if it felt the blow, sinks its blazing towers to its own foundations, and the hideous crash captures Pyrrhus's ear.

For lo, his sword,

Which was declining on the milky head

Of reverend Priam, seem’d i’ th’air to stick.

Look: his sword, which was coming down on Priam's white head, seemed to stick fast in mid-air.

So, as a painted tyrant, Pyrrhus stood,

And like a neutral to his will and matter,

Did nothing.

So Pyrrhus stood like a tyrant in a painting, and, suspended between his will and his purpose, did nothing.

But as we often see against some storm,

A silence in the heavens, the rack stand still,

The bold winds speechless, and the orb below

As hush as death, anon the dreadful thunder

Doth rend the region; so after Pyrrhus’ pause,

Aroused vengeance sets him new a-work,

But just as we often see before a storm — a silence in the sky, the clouds motionless, the bold winds struck dumb, and the world below as quiet as death, and then the terrible thunder splits the air — so after Pyrrhus's pause, his roused vengeance set him working again.

And never did the Cyclops’ hammers fall

On Mars’s armour, forg’d for proof eterne,

With less remorse than Pyrrhus’ bleeding sword

Now falls on Priam.

The Cyclops' hammers never fell on the armor of Mars, forged to last forever, with less pity than Pyrrhus's bleeding sword now falls on Priam.

Out, out, thou strumpet Fortune!

Out, out, you whore Fortune!

All you gods,

In general synod, take away her power;

All you gods, in full assembly, strip her of her power.

Break all the spokes and fellies from her wheel,

And bowl the round nave down the hill of heaven,

As low as to the fiends._

Break every spoke and rim off her wheel and roll the round hub down the hill of heaven, all the way to the devils below.'

Polonius

This is too long.

This is too long.

Hamlet

It shall to the barber’s, with your beard.—

It can go to the barber's along with your beard.

Prithee say on.

Please, carry on.

He’s for a jig or a tale of bawdry, or he sleeps.

He wants a dance number or a dirty story, or he falls asleep.

Say on; come to Hecuba.

Go on — get to Hecuba.

First Player

_But who, O who, had seen the mobled queen,—_

'But who — oh, who — had seen the muffled queen—'

Hamlet

‘The mobled queen’?

'The muffled queen'?

Polonius

That’s good!

That's good!

‘Mobled queen’ is good.

'Muffled queen' is good.

First Player

_Run barefoot up and down, threat’ning the flames

With bisson rheum.

'—running barefoot up and down, threatening to put out the flames with blinding tears;

A clout upon that head

Where late the diadem stood, and for a robe,

About her lank and all o’erteemed loins,

A blanket, in th’alarm of fear caught up—

a rag on the head where the crown had lately sat, and for a robe, snatched up in the panic, a blanket around her thin, worn-out body.

Who this had seen, with tongue in venom steep’d,

’Gainst Fortune’s state would treason have pronounc’d.

Anyone who had seen that would have dipped his tongue in poison and pronounced Fortune's rule treason.

But if the gods themselves did see her then,

When she saw Pyrrhus make malicious sport

In mincing with his sword her husband’s limbs,

The instant burst of clamour that she made,—

Unless things mortal move them not at all,—

Would have made milch the burning eyes of heaven,

And passion in the gods._

But if the gods themselves had watched her then, when she saw Pyrrhus making a spiteful game of hacking her husband's limbs apart, the sudden howl she let out — unless human suffering means nothing at all to them — would have wet the burning eyes of heaven and moved the gods to pity.'

Polonius

Look, where he has not turn’d his colour, and has tears in’s eyes.

Look — hasn't he changed color, and he has tears in his eyes.

Pray

you, no more.

Please, no more.

Hamlet

’Tis well.

That's fine.

I’ll have thee speak out the rest of this soon.—

I'll have you speak the rest of this later.

Good my

lord, will you see the players well bestowed?

My good lord, will you see that the players are properly looked after?

Do you hear, let them be

well used; for they are the abstracts and brief chronicles of the time.

Do you hear me — see they're well treated, because they are the summaries and short chronicles of the age.

After your death you were better have a bad epitaph than their ill

report while you live.

It would be better for you to have a bad epitaph after you're dead than a bad report from them while you're alive.

Polonius

My lord, I will use them according to their desert.

My lord, I'll treat them according to what they deserve.

Hamlet

God’s bodikin, man, much better.

God's little body, man — much better than that.

Use every man after his desert, and who

should ’scape whipping?

Treat every man according to what he deserves, and who would escape a whipping?

Use them after your own honour and dignity.

Treat them according to your own honor and dignity:

The

less they deserve, the more merit is in your bounty.

the less they deserve, the more credit there is in your generosity.

Take them in.

Take them in.

Polonius

Come, sirs.

Come along, gentlemen.

Hamlet

Follow him, friends.

Go with him, friends.

We’ll hear a play tomorrow.

We'll hear a play tomorrow.

Exeunt Polonius with all the Players but the First.

Hamlet

Dost thou hear me, old friend?

Listen to me, old friend

Can you play _The Murder of Gonzago_?

— can you perform The Murder of Gonzago?

First Player

Ay, my lord.

Yes, my lord.

Hamlet

We’ll ha’t tomorrow night.

We'll have it tomorrow night.

You could for a need study a speech of some

dozen or sixteen lines, which I would set down and insert in’t, could

you not?

If need be, you could learn a speech of some twelve or sixteen lines that I would write and insert into it — couldn't you?

First Player

Ay, my lord.

Yes, my lord.

Hamlet

Very well.

Very good.

Follow that lord, and look you mock him not.

Follow that gentleman, and mind you don't mock him.

Exit First Player.

To Rosencrantz and Guildenstern

Hamlet

My good friends, I’ll leave you

till night.

My good friends, I'll leave you until tonight.

You are welcome to Elsinore.

You're welcome at Elsinore.

Rosencrantz

Good my lord.

Certainly, my lord.

Exeunt Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.

Hamlet

Ay, so, God b’ wi’ ye.

Right, then — God be with you.

Now I am alone.

Now I'm alone.

O what a rogue and peasant slave am I!

What a wretch and a lowborn slave I am!

Is it not monstrous that this player here,

But in a fiction, in a dream of passion,

Could force his soul so to his own conceit

That from her working all his visage wan’d;

Tears in his eyes, distraction in’s aspect,

A broken voice, and his whole function suiting

With forms to his conceit?

Isn't it monstrous that this actor here, working from a fiction, from an imagined passion, could bend his whole soul to what he was imagining so completely that his face went pale from the effort — tears in his eyes, anguish in his expression, his voice breaking, his whole body shaped to fit his idea?

And all for nothing!

And all for nothing!

For Hecuba?

For Hecuba!

What’s Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba,

That he should weep for her?

What is Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should cry for her?

What would he do,

Had he the motive and the cue for passion

That I have?

What would he do if he had the reason and the prompt for passion that I have?

He would drown the stage with tears

And cleave the general ear with horrid speech;

Make mad the guilty, and appal the free,

Confound the ignorant, and amaze indeed,

The very faculties of eyes and ears.

He'd flood the stage with tears and split the audience's ears with terrible words, drive the guilty mad and horrify the innocent, bewilder the ignorant, and utterly astound the very faculties of sight and hearing.

Yet I,

A dull and muddy-mettled rascal, peak

Like John-a-dreams, unpregnant of my cause,

And can say nothing.

And yet I — a dull, muddy-spirited creature — mope about like a daydreamer, not pregnant with my own cause, unable to say a word.

No, not for a king

Upon whose property and most dear life

A damn’d defeat was made.

Not even for a king whose property and precious life were destroyed by a damned crime.

Am I a coward?

Am I a coward?

Who calls me villain,

Who calls me a villain?

breaks my pate across?

Cracks me over the head?

Plucks off my beard and blows it in my face?

Rips off my beard and blows it in my face?

Tweaks me by the nose, gives me the lie i’ th’ throat

As deep as to the lungs?

Tweaks my nose, calls me a liar to the back of my throat and down into my lungs?

Who does me this?

Who does this to me?

Ha!

Ha

’Swounds, I should take it:

— by God's wounds, I'd take it.

for it cannot be

But I am pigeon-liver’d, and lack gall

To make oppression bitter, or ere this

I should have fatted all the region kites

With this slave’s offal.

It must be that I'm pigeon-livered and have no bile to make an injury bitter, or before now I'd have fattened every carrion bird in the sky with this slave's guts.

Bloody, bawdy villain!

Bloody, obscene villain!

Remorseless, treacherous, lecherous, kindless villain!

Remorseless, treacherous, lecherous, unnatural villain!

Oh vengeance!

Oh, revenge!

Why, what an ass am I!

Why, what an ass I am.

This is most brave,

That I, the son of a dear father murder’d,

Prompted to my revenge by heaven and hell,

Must, like a whore, unpack my heart with words

And fall a-cursing like a very drab,

A scullion!

This is really magnificent: that I, the son of a murdered father, driven to revenge by heaven and hell, should unburden my heart in words like a whore, and fall to swearing like a common slut, a kitchen maid.

Fie upon’t! Foh!

Disgusting! Ugh!

About, my brain!

Get to work, brain.

I have heard

That guilty creatures sitting at a play,

Have by the very cunning of the scene,

Been struck so to the soul that presently

They have proclaim’d their malefactions.

I've heard that guilty people watching a play have been so struck to the soul by the sheer skill of the performance that they confessed their crimes on the spot.

For murder, though it have no tongue, will speak

With most miraculous organ.

Murder may have no tongue, but it will speak by some miraculous means.

I’ll have these players

Play something like the murder of my father

Before mine uncle.

I'll have these actors perform something like my father's murder in front of my uncle.

I’ll observe his looks;

I'll watch his face;

I’ll tent him to the quick.

I'll probe him to the quick.

If he but blench,

I know my course.

If he so much as flinches, I know what to do.

The spirit that I have seen

May be the devil, and the devil hath power

T’assume a pleasing shape, yea, and perhaps

Out of my weakness and my melancholy,

As he is very potent with such spirits,

Abuses me to damn me.

The spirit I saw may be a devil, and the devil has the power to take a pleasing shape — and perhaps, working on my weakness and my melancholy, since he's very powerful with minds in that state, he's deceiving me in order to damn me.

I’ll have grounds

More relative than this.

I'll have evidence more solid than this.

The play’s the thing

Wherein I’ll catch the conscience of the King.

The play is the trap in which I'll catch the conscience of the King.

Exit.

Hamlet Act 2, Scene 2 summary

Claudius and Gertrude recruit Hamlet's old schoolfriends Rosencrantz and Guildenstern to spy on him, while Polonius announces he has solved the mystery — Hamlet is mad with thwarted love for Ophelia — and proposes to prove it by using her as bait while he and the King eavesdrop. Hamlet baits Polonius as a fishmonger, forces his two friends to admit they were sent for, and welcomes a troupe of travelling actors. Alone, he savages himself for feeling less than an actor does over a fictional queen, and plans a play that will mirror his father's murder and test Claudius.

Who appears in this scene

King, Queen, Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, Polonius, Voltemand, Hamlet, First Player — A room in the Castle.

Famous lines in Hamlet Act 2, Scene 2, explained

Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit, / And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes, / I will be brief. (line 96)
The most self-defeating line in Shakespeare: Polonius announces that good sense depends on being short, and then talks at enormous length without arriving at his point, until the Queen has to tell him to get on with it. "Wit" here means intelligence or judgment rather than humor. The joke is structural — Shakespeare gives the case for concision to the one character incapable of it, and the audience laughs at the maxim and the man in the same breath.
there is nothing either good or bad but / thinking makes it so. (line 249)
Hamlet is arguing that Denmark is only a prison because he experiences it as one — value is assigned by the mind, not fixed in the thing itself. It sounds like liberating relativism, but for Hamlet it is a trap: if nothing is inherently good or bad, then he has no fixed ground to act from, which is part of why he cannot bring himself to move against Claudius. He also says it to two men he already suspects of spying, so it doubles as a way of saying nothing while sounding profound.
Though this be madness, yet there is method in’t. (line 212)
Polonius, of all people, notices what the audience has already worked out: Hamlet's nonsense is too well aimed to be accidental. Every insult in the exchange lands on Polonius specifically — the fishmonger, the daughter who must not walk in the sun, the satire on old men's grey beards and weak legs. The phrase has survived as "there's method in his madness," though Polonius still walks away concluding the madness is genuine, which is exactly what Hamlet wants.
What a piece of work is man, how noble in reason, how infinite / in faculties, in form and moving, how express and admirable; in action / how like an angel, in apprehension, how like a god: the beauty of the / world, the paragon of animals. And yet, to me, what is this / quintessence of dust? (line 294)
Hamlet builds the finest praise of humanity in English — reason, capability, grace, godlike understanding — and then drops it in one clause: to him it is all just refined dirt. The speech is the Renaissance's confidence in human potential and its collapse, held in a single sentence. It matters that he says this to two spies while explaining that he has lost all his joy for reasons he cannot name; he is describing depression precisely, from inside, four centuries before the word.
O what a rogue and peasant slave am I! (line 501)
Hamlet's second great soliloquy, triggered by watching an actor weep real tears over Hecuba, a queen dead for a thousand years and only in a story. If a professional can manufacture that much feeling over nothing, what does it say about Hamlet, who has an actual murdered father and does nothing but talk? The self-disgust is genuine, but notice how it works: he berates himself for using words instead of acting, in a speech made entirely of words.
The play’s the thing / Wherein I’ll catch the conscience of the King. (line 556)
Hamlet's plan, and the couplet that ends the act: he will have the actors stage a murder like his father's and watch Claudius's face. His reason is more careful than it first appears — he has just admitted the Ghost may be a devil exploiting his grief, so he needs evidence that does not depend on taking a spirit's word. It is the moment his supposed delay reveals itself as something closer to due process, and it sets up the trap that springs in Act 3.

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